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July 29, 2004

July 17, 2004

Two new things on the site
1 - Billy's Weird...cat...thing..tells your fortune
Opportunity will knock
...or maybe it's a hungry
grizzly bar.....
Ma!, git mah gun!
Billy's Weird...cat...thing tells your fortune!

2 - Uploaded some of our videos. They're uploaded in to a yahoo group, just because of the size
"Everquest: The Movie" and "Stuffed Manimal"
Get them here or on the mirror (SAME FILES) here

June 29, 2004

Added more game pages:
The Adventures of R.O.B
Sailor Moon Text Game
Seth and Soloman's Butt Pirate Adventures - In Color!
Tansy Goes Psycho
Knights of Tra Na Na / (untitled RPG)

June 26, 2004

the Farting Clock lives again!!...this time in flash form. I should've/would've added graphics but I'm lazy. maybe later.

June 24, 2004

Sorting things out (games) and making pages for them and such. Here's a few so far:
Adventures In Time
Adventures In Time 2
Bankrupt (untitled)
Dandy Warhols
Dave Grohl's Funny
Battle For Dinosaur Isle
Dragon Scales
Farting Clock
How To Speak American
Jack's Fun Fun Silly Willy Adventure
Jack's Fun Fun Silly Willy Adventure 2
Monster Catcher
Seek and Destroy / "the napster game"
The Nightpath
Quest / RPG / (untitled)
Reboot Jeopardy

There's alot and I'm lazy.......
Also: Earlier, the files seemed not to be working.....If something doesn't work, there is always this site's mirror on Tripod
and the main site:

June 23rd, 2004

Uploaded one more old game. the beginnings of a Real-time strategy game...
dinorts.zip (untitled)

June 22nd, 2004

New old games
I uploaded alot of our old games. I'll sort them out and put them on their own pages and such at a later time. For now, here's direct links to the zips. Each zip is a different game. Each of these are at least a few years old. Also, most are incomplete/just peices of games.
(Note: dragon.zip won't work, at the moment, because the sounds are in a separate zip, which is not online yet. I'm working on it)

How to speak american

"Knights of Tra Na Na"...or something like that (title pending)


Farting Clock

Dandy Warhols!

Jason's Super De Duper Fruitcake Extravaganza

Dave Grohl's Funny

Jack's Fun Fun Silly Willy Adventure

Who wants to make lots of money

Monster Catcher

Moron Mystery Quest

"the napster game" (untitled)

quest.zip - (untitled incomplete RPG)

Reboot Jeopardy

"the R.O.B. game" (untitled)

sailor moon textgame (untitled)

June 1st, 2004

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May 16, 2004

wrote little javascript thingy...you can access different parts of the site with shortucts, by putting ?(word) after doorknob.tk
the point is that these shortcut urls should never break.......even if this site moves

May 4, 2004

added "Rufus", "Morons Today", and "Super Attack Fanfic" to 'randomness' section

March 4, 2004

added "randomness" section, for all the various things dan, brian, or I (and any combination of those) have made over the years. (See it in the sidebar on the left)

Dec 23, 2003

*scratches head* I was gonna add some stuff, then I didn't. Fancy that. I will now though. Yup, annnnny minute now. No new...anything, as of late; No new projects (well, if you don't count that coup involving rabid penguins. Not even the spanish inquistion expects the rabid penguins! (Wow, that was really stupid. I need more less coffee))

Well...the said update will be some screens and info on our REAAAAALLLY old games. I've been tossing around the idea of putting the games themselves on the site..... Yup, tossed it....right into the trash. No way in hell; They're far too bad.
And large.
And bad

Nov 16, 2003


Still workin' on new layout.... Blah blah blah, yak yak blah blah, la la la, I'm so filling up space blah blah, mmm-hmm, yeah

be up soon, I swear. (heh, like anyone's reading this anyway...:P )

btw, I think the new look is sexy, don't you? yes, yes you do. damnit.

Well, in case anyone IS reading this, some quick links to the most popular things at this site:

my ASM tutorial
my QBASIC tutorial

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