Chapter 3: What the hell?

The super amazing loud claxon alarm that echoed throughout the metal tile hallways of the unpentrable super secret underground fortress of the SWATKAT's hidden base was still going on. Max and Ruby finally figured out that the skinny one and Turbo's corpses had vanished.

"Well what the hell?" Max the metallikat screamed covering his ears from the super amazing loud claxon alarm that echoed throughout the metal tile hallways of the unpentrable super secret underground fortress of the SWATKAT's hidden base. "Where in the hell could of those two gone?"

Suddenly the guy with the watch appeared and started screaming but still he could not be heard over the super amazing loud claxon alarm that echoed throughout the metal tile hallways of the unpentrable super secret underground fortress of the SWATKAT's hidden base.

"I am really fucking bored!" the guy with the watch yelled causing his vocal cords to scream with pain. "So I am just wandering around doing things bye."

Then as quickly and suddenly as he appeared he vanished.

"Hey Max?" Ruby the metallikat asked over the super amazing loud claxon alarm that echoed throughout the metal tile hallways of the unpentrable super secret underground fortress of the SWATKAT's hidden base.

"Yes?" Max replied getting very tired of it all.

"Let's just fuck like rabbits ok? Right here on the floor."

Max shrugged dropped his gun and his metal pants and started advancing on Ruby.

"WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?!" Darkclaw yelled over the super amazing loud claxon alarm that echoed throughout the metal tile hallways of the unpentrable super secret underground fortress of the SWATKAT's hidden base.

"PUT YOUR GODDAMN PANTS BACK ON!! I SEND YOU TO DO A JOB AND YOU JUST FORNICATE ON THE FLOOR!?! JESUS!"

"Oh sorry Darkclaw," Max muttered which of course no one heard over the super amazing loud claxon alarm that echoed throughout the metal tile hallways of the unpentrable super secret underground fortress of the SWATKAT's hidden base. He pulled his metal pants back on. "The guy with the watch is being weird."

Darkclaw slowly and sadly shook his head then walked five feet to his right and fell down into the deep dark pitch black hole and started cursing.

"GO GET THE FUCKING SWATKATS! AGHGHGH!!! AND TURN OFF THAT GODDAMN ALARM!" Darkclaw roared.

"Yes master," Max and Ruby answered together then started to walk away their footsteps not being heard over the super amazing loud claxon alarm that echoed throughout the metal tile hallways of the unpentrable super secret underground fortress of the SWATKAT's hidden base.


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