SWATKATS: SUPER ATTACK FANFIC

Chapter 1: The thing!

ALLL-OOOGAA!!!! ALLL-OOOGA!!!! ALLL-OOOOGAA!!!!

The endless braying of the super amazing loud claxon alarm echoed throughout the metal tile hallway of the unpentrable super secret underground fortress of the SWATKAT's hidden base.

"What the fuck in shitten asshole hell is going on!?!" Turbo the short fat stocky SWATKAT yelled loudly over the super amazing loud claxon alarm that was echoing through the metal tile hallways of the unpentrable super secret underground fortress of then SWATKAT's hidden base.

"Hey skinny one! Get you skinny bony ass up here!" Turbo yelled down into a deep dark pitch black hole that was five feet over to his right.

There was a loud bang followed by lots of metal ting noises. Soon a small furry head poked its way up from the dark pitch black hole that was five feet over off of Turbos right.

"What fat ass? Oh." He winced as his ears was raped by the super amazing loud claxon alarm that echoed throughout the metal tile hallways of the unpentrable super secret underground fortress of the SWATKAT's hidden base.

Suddenly Max and Ruby the Metalicats burst the nearest metal tile wall and started shooting.

"Fuck me in the ass!" The skinny one yelled which wasn't heard over the shooting that echoed off the metal tile hallways of the unpentrable super secret underground fortress of the SWATKAT's hidden base.

"Quick get to SHIP!!!" Turbo yelled then was shot in the head and died instantly, his cranium exploding like a watermelon splattering the skinny one in brains and blood mixed with gore.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the skinny one yelled over the super amazing loud claxon alarm that echoed throughout the metal tile hallways of the unpentrable super secret underground fortress of the SWATKAT's hidden base. "I LOVE HIM LIKE A FAT KID LOVES CAKE!!!"

Then out of nowhere a strange amazing blue green red black orange light exploded all over the place and the skinny one and what was left of Turbo disappeared into a strange time vortex leaving only Max and Ruby and the super amazing loud claxon alarm that echoed throughout the metal tile hallways of the unpentrable super secret underground fortress of the SWATKAT's hidden base.


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